how to love a turtle

kiss it

number of turtles

ABOUT 300,000

large turtles

1. big
2. large
3. huge

turtle poem.

turtles here ,turtles there, turtles turtles evrywear

green sea turtle facts

1. lays 100 eggs no more no less.
2. swims 35 miles per hour.
3. brown shell.
4. 500 pounds.
5. 60 years old.
6. stay under-water for more then 2 hours.
7. body fat greenish.
8. 2 predators, sharks, and people.
9. lived 150 million years ago

turtle song (tune of jingle bells)

dashing through the snow holding a turtle, over the hills we go holding that turtle, turtles spirits bright, i

think its almost night, oh isn't it so glories to sing a

turtle song tonight!

how to survive a slapping turtle

1. don't go near it
2. if it follows you, hide. you need all the protection you can get
3. if it comes to close it might slap you
4. if you'r near you'r house and you'r house has a dress up box get a disguise(maybe even a few weapons)

coler

put eney food colering on the shell!

how to slap a turtle

1. pull back your hand
2. bring your hand front very fast
3. hit it!

stare away!

to beat a turtle in a staring contest ,squint, and to blink go to the bathroom.

wear to find tourtise, in the dictionairy.

under "t",pg 26 of t . tor-tus noun . land turtle . feet with toes .

How to deal with snaping turtles.

you minding ya bisnes an a tourtis come an bite ya ankel ? wear 3 pairs of

socks. im out!

hungrey?

How to eat turtle:

1. take of the shell
2. cook at 430 degrease
3. cool for 20 min.
4. take out insides
5. eat!
6. p.s. not really
7. its disgusting.

fake facts

sometimes you will hear comments. they are strange . they are not true. you would notice them. they are probably about video games.